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Monday, December 07, 2009

SYNDICATED COLUMN: Give a Hoot, But We're Still Doomed

The Empty Gesture of Copenhagen

Our parents and grandparents fell down on the job.

"The politicians in Copenhagen have the power to shape history's judgment on this generation: one that saw a challenge and rose to it, or one so stupid that we saw calamity coming but did nothing to avert it." A concise summary of how the world sees this week's U.N. climate change conference, courtesy of the editorial board of the U.K. newspaper The Guardian.

The paper continued: "In scientific journals the question is no longer whether humans are to blame, but how little time we have got left to limit the damage," wrote the Guardian's editors. The implication is that time is short. And that there's still time.

Only two sides of the climate debate get covered by the media: corporate-backed pseudo-scientists who deny the greenhouse effect or claim that it's inconsequential, and liberal environmentalists pushing for the United States and other major air polluters to act to reduce carbon emissions.

Both sides of the "debate" are liars.

The energy company-financed stooges are barely worthy of contempt, much less serious rebuttal. Their claims have been addressed and thoroughly debunked, over and over, for decades. Cut from the same toxic cloth as those who collected paychecks from tobacco companies to testify that smoking was safe, they are to be pitied, reviled and, with a little luck, imprisoned after the revolution.

More problematic—and embodied by the Guardian quote above—is the Big Lie of climate change: the implication that there's still time to stave off environmental disaster.

"The clock has ticked down to zero," said Yvo de Boer, the United Nations climate chief. No. That happened years ago.

One interested party has been left out of the news from Copenhagen: scientists. "Quietly in public, loudly in private, climate scientists everywhere are saying the same thing: it's over," reported George Monblot in the Guardian from Copenhagen. "The years in which more than 2°C [above average temperatures at the start of the Industrial Revolution] of global warming could have been prevented have passed, the opportunities squandered by denial and delay. On current trajectories we'll be lucky to get away with 4°C. Mitigation (limiting greenhouse gas pollution) has failed; now we must adapt to what nature sends our way. If we can."

Leading scientists like James Hansen say the maximum safe upper level for the concentration of CO2 particles in air is 350 parts per million. We're currently at 387. According to a study recently cited in Time magazine, we could ban automobiles and the internal combustion engine and abolish all industrial production, worldwide, and it would still take at least 900 years for CO2 levels to drop back below the 350 ppm tipping point.

Ocean levels will rise an average of at least six to 16 feet by 2100. Goodbye, lower Manhattan. Ciao, south Florida. The northern half of Antarctica's giant Wilkins ice shelf has begun breaking off; it will be gone within a few years. In the highest mountains in and around the Himalayas, millennia-old glaciers have vanished in the last decade, causing water shortages for hundreds of millions of people in the cities of China, Central and South Asia.

The greenhouse effect is a simple model. The math is straightforward and devastating: so much particulate has been pumped into the air since the dawn of the Industrial Revolution two centuries ago, so much energy has built up in the closed system that is our atmosphere, that the damage is irreversible. Human-built technology has billowed more than 200 billion metric tons of carbon waste into the atmosphere; we continue to add another six or seven billion annually.

"People have imagined that if we stopped emitting carbon dioxide that the climate would go back to normal in 100 years or 200 years," said Susan Solomon, a climate scientist with the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration. "What we're showing here is that's not right. It's essentially an irreversible change that will last for more than a thousand years."

The idyllic global climate that has prevailed for the last 10,000 years is going to change, is changing, and we won't be around long enough to know whether it will ever come back. "Human activities have reached a level that could damage the systems that keep Earth in the desirable Holocene state," wrote Johan Rockstrom of the Stockholm Environmental Institute in an article in the magazine Nature.

Catastrophe no longer looms. Catastrophe is upon us. For example, the polar ice cap is doomed. Summer ice will vanish entirely within 20 years; winter ice will be gone by 2085. Nothing can be done to stop it. It doesn't matter whether the U.S. and other countries reduce CO2 gas production by 30, 50 or 80 percent. The Amazon rainforest feeds the Amazon River, which by some accounts produces 20 percent of the world's fresh water; it has begin its death spiral. South Asian monsoons are shorter and arriving later. The American southwest will become a Dust Bowl.

The Greenland and northern Antarctic ice sheets are going, going, gone. Seas will rise between four and six meters above the levels cited above. It's been nice knowing you, Boston and San Francisco. Thousands of animal species, including polar bears, will live in zoos or not at all. After a certain point, plants themselves will become a net source of CO2—all part of the feedback loop that occurs when you mess things up as badly as we have. Giant storms will rage, famine will spread, drought will be ubiquitous. Or maybe we'll just choke to death. Whatever, at 6°C plus, the human race is outta here.

It is almost certainly too late to save ourselves. Like recycling and not littering, reducing CO2 output amounts to mere politeness. It's a nice gesture. But it won't make any difference.

Of course, the only sane action is to pretend otherwise and enact radical change that might/might have saved the earth. The human race is probably destined for extinction. But we might as well be courteous on the way out…and stop BSing about our chances.

(Ted Rall is the author, with Pablo G. Callejo, of the new graphic memoir "The Year of Loving Dangerously." He is also the author of the Gen X manifesto "Revenge of the Latchkey Kids." His website is tedrall.com.)

COPYRIGHT 2009 TED RALL

Hope? Don't Bother

Why anyone cares about Copenhagen is beyond me.

First: The debate about economics vs. the environment is meaningless. There is no higher priority than the environment. We can easily do without all the world's armies. That should raise some cash to reduce carbon emissions.

Second: The debate revolves around reducing the rate of increase in carbon emissions...which is transparently ridiculous.

Anything short of a radical reduction in total global emissions doesn't stand a chance of making a difference. And it may already be too late anyway.

So really, who cares? And why?

San Diego Appearance Friday

Check the Events listings to the right...I'll be in San Diego Friday night!

New NYC Appearance in February

I'll be appearing to talk about comics and YOLD on February 2, 2010 at the People's Improv Theater in New York.

YOLD Review by A Guy Who Was There

My friend and Columbia classmate Jim Davidson reviews YOLD.

Cartoon for December 7, 2009

Generals and right-wing politicians have convinced Obama not to tip his hand about our strategy in Afghanistan.

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Sunday, December 06, 2009

Jared Diamond's evil op-ed piece in today's NYT

Today's NYT contains an outrageous op-ed piece by corporate cheerleader Jared Diamond, who states, "I’ve discovered that while some businesses are indeed as destructive as many suspect, others are among the world’s strongest positive forces for environmental sustainability." The examples he provides? Wal-Mart, Coca-Cola and Chevron.

It is here.

His title asks, "Will Big Business Save the Earth?" That's not a difficult question to answer: No. No, big business will not save the Earth. Instead of being honest, though, Diamond, answers the question in the affirmative and subjects us to a poorly-argued, mind-warping, illogical and denial-drenched apology for some of the most destructive corporations that curse our planet with their existence.

His overall argument doesn't hold up to even the most casual scrutiny. He spends the whole column arguing that we shouldn't hate big corporations because market forces are causing them to make changes to help the planet. "Lower consumption of environmental resources saves money in the short run. Maintaining sustainable resource levels and not polluting saves money in the long run." He attempts to show that Wal-Mart, Coca Cola and Chevron are transforming their production practices to reflect their concern for the natural world (and that this also improves their bottom line, so it's a big win-win).

His actual agenda is revealed in the last paragraph, which is partly a plea for the government to give corporations incentives like tax breaks and money for research to facilitate these changes. But if they're already modifying production practices to help the environment because that is good for profits, then why do they require incentives? I don't get it.

Mainstream liberal environmentalist groups lack credibility among real environmentalists for many reasons, one of which is the presence of corporate executives on their boards, and another of which is the huge amounts of money that they accept from corporations. The World Wildlife Fund, for example, landed a $3 million contract with Chevron in the early 1990s to implement an "Integrated Conservation and Development Project" in Papua New Guinea, where Chevron's oil drilling was vehemently resisted by the affected indigenous people. (See "Shilling for Chevron: Jared Diamond Greenwasher" here)

Diamond happens to serve on the WWF board. I'm sure it's purely by coincidence that he praises Chevron's efforts to improve the environment in his book "Collapse," and again in this NYT op-ed piece. I can imaging him hanging out with his fellow board members, business execs who complain of being misunderstood while sending him meaningful glances brimming with unspoken promises of millions of dollars in donations. I can imagine him deciding, "Hey, these guys aren't so bad! I'm going to convince the American people to give them some love, damn it!"

In his op-ed piece he states, "I ... have had frank discussions with oil company employees at all levels. I’ve also worked with executives of mining, retail, logging and financial services companies." In contrast, he seems to have carefully avoided speaking with even one of the countless victims of these companies. There's not a single quote by an indigenous person in the Amazon whose forest home was leveled for oil exploration and contaminated by oil spills. Not a single statement by a farmer in India whose crops died because Coca-Cola depleted and contaminated the village ground water. Not a peep from a single exploited factory laborer in China suffering with illnesses caused by the pollution generated by producing cheap plastic crap for Wal-Mart to import and sell to us.

The motivations for these companies to reign in their destruction of the world are, without exception, self-serving and purely concerned with the bottom line. It costs too much to clean up oil spills, retrofit factories, and crush angry natives. Diamond's sympathies are 100% in line with this, and his only desire is to assist these corporations in their accumulation of profit. "We should reward companies that work to keep the planet healthy," he urges. He doesn't express the slightest concern for the well-being of the natural world itself or for the living beings who comprise it.

He talks about the challenges that Coca-Cola faces in finding acceptable sources of water, and tries to convince us that "Hence Coca-Cola’s survival compels it to be deeply concerned with problems of water scarcity, energy, climate change and agriculture." But the obvious point remains unsaid: Coke is not a necessity. It is in fact harmful to those who drink it. We don't NEED to solve the problem of how Coca-Cola obtains water, or provide incentives for them to do it less destructively, because they could just fucking stop making it. Now there's a simple solution.

Diamond tries to confuse us by conflating slightly restrained rates of massive destruction with a net positive effect. Even if companies make changes that cause them to destroy nature at a slower speed than they have been accustomed to, this is hardly the same thing as not destroying it at all (which is what sustainability means), and the exact opposite of helping the planet heal.

As a collaborator with and propagandist for ecocidal corporations, Diamond should not be granted space to spread his lies. Both he and the NYT deserve scathing contempt for this op-ed piece.

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Saturday, December 05, 2009

Cartoon for December 5, 2009

If you've seen Sprint's ads for their Now Network, you'll know what this cartoon is about. If not, well, sorry.

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Friday, December 04, 2009

Part II of Chicago Red Eye Interview

Check it out here.

Chicago Red Eye on YOLD, TAAB

There's an interview about YOLD and a look back at "To Afghanistan and Back" eight years later with Chicago Red Eye newspaper.

From the lede:

"It was a disaster. Like Bush, he didn't have anything new to say--just more of the same. There's no end in sight, no point to the carnage to come, and still no reason to be in Afghanistan. Obama reminds me of Nazi Germany. Here's how: Even at the bitter end, the Germans were using trains they needed to transport troops to the front for the Holocaust instead. It was pure insanity! The U.S. is dead broke, possibly on the way out, just like the USSR--and we're expanding an optional war? What the hell is wrong with Obama? What the hell is wrong with us for putting up with him?"

That was the response I got from Ted Rall when I asked him for his thoughts on President Obama's address about Afghanistan this week. A provocative statement to say the least, but Rall is quite accustomed to saying things that people may not want to hear.

Thursday, December 03, 2009

Cartoon for December 3, 2009

Finally: Obama creates a jobs program! The catch is, you have to join the Taliban first.

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Wednesday, December 02, 2009

Publishers Weekly Interview on YOLD

Publishers Weekly magazine has published an interview with me about "The Year of Loving Dangerously":

Remember the 80’s? The legwarmers and the feathered hair and the cheesy guys named Chad? Remember Ronald Reagan and Bernie Goetz and the very first hints of the AIDS epidemic? Well, Ted Rall does and, along with artist Pablo Callejo, he’s wrapped it all up into a gorgeous whirlwind of a memoir. The Year of Loving Dangerously (published this month by NBM) tells the story of what happened to Rall in 1984, when he was kicked out of Columbia University and found himself very close to living on the streets of New York City.

Having just been dumped by Philippa, the love of his life until then, Rall goes on the romantic lam. He meets ladies in bars and pizza joints, and, with a combination of cheerful opportunism and terrified despair, trades nights of love for a place to crash. Rall is known first and foremost for his political cartoons, but, man, he knows how to tell a story, too. Through his travails, YOLD not only paints a sharply detailed portrait of the Reagan era, with its slick trading floors and its back-alley addicts, abandoned by society, but also tells a larger human story of getting by. To see the young Rall hustle for survival in a cold-hearted city is to feel what it’s like when you’re yanked from your comfort zone, and forced to come up with all the answers on the fly. PW Comics Week was able to talk with Rall, an accomplished cartoonist, about collaborating with an artist for the first time as well as revisit life, fashion, love and politics in the 1980s.

Ted Rall Live Thursday Night in NYC

I'll be talking about "The Year of Loving Dangerously" at the Museum of Comic and Cartoon Art tomorrow night (Thursday at 7 pm). As always, I'll be game for talking smack about politics too. Check out the details and hope to see you then.

Tuesday, December 01, 2009

SYNDICATED COLUMN: War, More War or Morer War

Debate Freezes Out the Majority View: Get Out Now

The headline ran in The New York Times a month ago, on November 7th: "All Afghan War Options by Obama Aides Said to Call for More Troops." According to White House insiders, Obama considered three choices for digging our way deeper into the "graveyard of empires": General Stanley McChrystal, commander of the occupation forces, asked for 40,000 additional soldiers. Defense Secretary Robert Gates wanted 30,000 more. Other generals wanted to send 20,000 more.

Obama, reports U.S. state-controlled media, has chosen the "middle option"—30,000 more troops, bringing the total American occupation force to 98,000.

Obama is many things: cool, calm and collected. What he is not is unpredictable. Give the man a middle course, a happy median and a compromise to choose from, and he'll split the difference every time. "Hope"? "Change"? Awesome campaign slogans. The posters will make handsome collectibles.

The weirdest aspect of this Afghan spin game is that everyone is buying into it. Most American voters, after all, are against the war in Afghanistan entirely. (52 percent say the war isn't worth fighting, according to the latest ABC News-Washington Post poll. 44 percent say it is.) Objectively, therefore, the "middle ground" is immediate withdrawal.

(I don't know what's to the left of that. Retroactive withdrawal? We'd need Superman to do his flying around the world superfast thing for that, though, and I hear he got laid off last year.)

The real "middle ground" sure as hell isn't Obama's prescription: 30,000 more troops and completely out by the year 2017, by which time there'll be flying cars and stuff, and he won't be president anymore, and maybe the U.S. will be just a memory, so he's writing a check he won't have to cash.

What a joke! When you ask a bunch of generals and the secretary of defense for advice about a war, the results are pre-determined: more bang bang, more soldiers, more planes, more bombs, more coffins. The amazing part is how far we've traveled down the path towards all war, all the time: Obama didn't even have to pretend to consider pulling out of Afghanistan. He didn't even have to appoint a token peacenik to his cabinet. He didn't even have to talk to one.

Which perfectly mirrors the media. You could read newspaper after newspaper, listen to hour after hour of radio and watch day after day of television news, and never once be exposed to the opinion that the Afghanistan war sucks and should be ended yesterday.

"I've seen the public opinion polls saying that a majority of Americans don't support the [Afghanistan war] effort at all," Mike Mullen, chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, said on August 26th. "I say, good. Let's have that debate, let's have that discussion."

Nice sentiment. Very small-d democratic. And if you support the war, it's essential—no society can win a war without strong support on the homefront. But we haven't had any debate whatsoever, as notes Steve Rendell. "Rather than airing a full range of voices on the war, prominent media have downplayed proponents of withdrawal in favor of a debate that reflects the narrow range of elite, inside-Washington opinion," Rendell reports in Extra!, the magazine of the media watchdog group Fairness & Accuracy in Reporting.

Fareed Zakaria, a Washington Post columnist whose prognostications have consistently proven wrong since, well, always, encapsulated the corporate media's blackout of antiwar opinions in his September 14th column. He began: "It is time to get real about Afghanistan. Withdrawal is not a serious option."

Which is exactly what they used to say about Vietnam. Until we withdrew. And guess what? Nothing happened. Southeast Asia didn't turn communist. The dominoes didn't fall. Nowadays, even ex-"sky pirate" John McCain receives a warm welcome when he visits Hanoi. Of course withdrawal is a serious option. It's the only sane one.

The nation's two leading newspapers set the tone for the lack of debate in Washington. "In the Washington Post," found a FAIR study of op-ed pages during the first ten months of 2009, "pro-war columns outnumbered antiwar columns by more than 10 to 1: Of 67 Post columns on U.S. military policy in Afghanistan, 61 supported a continued war, while just six expressed antiwar views."

It's the same story—or lack of story—a six-hour drive up I-95. "Of the New York Times' 43 columns on the Afghanistan War, 36 supported the war and only seven opposed it—five times as many columns to war supporters as to opponents. Of the paper's pro-war columns, 14 favored some form of escalation, while 22 argued for pursuing the war differently."

There was only one major exception to the "bring 'em on" din. Times columnist Bob Herbert, said the report, is "by far the loudest antiwar voice in the study period, and the author of the majority of the Times' seven antiwar columns."

Alas, as it was in George Orwell's Oceania—where the "resistance" was a figment of the ruling Party's imagination—so it is in our own Ministry of Truth-run publications. Even though Herbert's December 1st column opposed Obama's escalation, he parroted the official state media line that Afghanistan had once been, in pundit parlance, the "right war at the right time."

"There was every reason for American forces to invade Afghanistan in the immediate aftermath of September 11, 2001," he wrote. "But that war was botched by the Bush crowd, and Barack Obama does not have a magic wand now to make it all better."

Actually, there was no reason whatsoever for the U.S. to invade Afghanistan after 9/11:

On 9/11 Osama bin Laden was in Pakistan. He has been there ever since.

There were only two Al Qaeda training camps in Afghanistan on 9/11. Both had been closed. There were, and remain, hundreds of camps in Pakistan.

There were very few Al Qaeda members in Afghanistan on 9/11—by some estimates, fewer than two dozen. All were low-level. The big fish and the big numbers were and remain in—you guessed it—Pakistan.


This information has been known by experts on South and Central Asia, all of whom—not coincidentally—oppose the U.S. war against Afghanistan. But none of them have ever been invited to the nation's op-ed pages...much less a meeting with the president.

(Ted Rall is the author of the graphic travelogue "To Afghanistan and Back" and the book "Silk Road to Ruin: Is Central Asia the New Middle East?" His website is tedrall.com.)

COPYRIGHT 2009 TED RALL

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Pasadena Weekly on Altie Cartooning

I am quoted in Pasadena Weekly about the crisis in alt weekly editorial cartooning.

Monday, November 30, 2009

Cartoon for November 30, 2009

Obama wants the jobless to wait while he dithers on the jobs creation front. Why should they pay their taxes on time?

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Sunday, November 29, 2009

Cool Interview with Stephanie McMillan

Check it out here.

P.S. She says nice stuff about yours truly.

Saturday, November 28, 2009

Cartoon for November 28, 2009

Obama is pushing education. What for?

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Thursday, November 26, 2009

SMITH Magazine: Interview About and Excerpt from YOLD

Check it out here. And Happy Thanksgiving, damn you!

Thanksgiving is a Day of Mourning

"It may be demanded...Should not Christians have more mercy and compassion? But...sometimes the Scripture declareth women and children must perish with their parents.... We had sufficient light from the word of God for our proceedings."
-- John Mason, who led Puritan soldiers in a massacre of a Pequot village in 1633.

William Bradford, Governor of Plymouth, wrote: "Those that escaped the fire were slain with the sword; some hewed to pieces, others run through with their rapiers, so that they were quickly dispatched and very few escaped. It was conceived they thus destroyed about 400 at this time. It was a fearful sight to see them thus frying in the fire...horrible was the stink and scent thereof, but the victory seemed a sweet sacrifice, and they gave the prayers thereof to God, who had wrought so wonderfully for them."

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If we're going to celebrate today, let's celebrate the spirit of resistance.

"In our family stories we have stories of what happened to our people. I have a grandma. Her name was Dora Hi White Man. She survived the 1890 massacre at Wounded Knee. As a little child, four, five, or six years old, I remember my grandma Dora. So I'm very fortunate to know a survivor of the 1890 massacre. And today you might think 1890 was long, long, long ago. But it's just recent, because I knew my grandma and my grandma ran from that massacre.

"I live in Oglala. When Wounded Knee 1973 was going on I was a little girl. I looked that way and the whole sky was pink (from the flares being shot up by the government). To me Wounded Knee was just right over the hill there. I was like, Oh right on! Cool! Keep on doing that, man! I was really happy. Little did I know that my nation was trying to make war with one of the big power nations of the world. I was just proud of them. And ever since Wounded Knee I've always been real happy to be an Indian and I'm proud of the fact that you mess with us, we'll mess right back."

-- Arlette Loud Hawk, Lakota, resident of Pine Ridge Indian reservation
quoted in Revolutionary Worker, 1/16/2000