BUY A SIGNED PHOTO-QUALITY STAT!

A stat is a high-quality full-color or black-and-white reproduction of a cartoon on slick, durable paper suitable for framing. For just $150, Ted will SIGN and DEDICATE a stat of any cartoon in his archives to your specification. Here's how you can own your own signed stat:

1. Check the archives for the cartoon you want, note the DATE that it appeared, DESCRIBE IT in detail (the title or first few lines are most helpful) and E-MAIL Ted to tell him that you're interested in buying a STAT of that cartoon. If you don't know or can't find the date, please attach a JPEG or GIF scan of the cartoon or describe it as well as you can and Ted will do his best to find it. Original syndicated cartoon image size: 7.5" high by 10" wide. Original Time Magazine cartoon image size: 3.25" wide by 11" wide.

2. If Ted has the cartoon in his files, mail your check or money order for $150.00 to: Ted Rall, P.O. Box 2092, Times Square Station, New York NY 10108.

3. Within the US, stats will be sent in sturdy packaging via the US Post Office's Priority Mail service. Overseas postage extra.

4. Unlike originals, stats represent the EXACT image delivered to newspapers and magazines; in fact, stats are often of higher resolution and print quality than the image that appeared in print.

5. LEGAL NOTICE: BUYING A PHOTOSTATED CARTOON DOES NOT CONFER THE RIGHT TO REPRODUCE, LICENSE, DISPLAY FOR PROFIT OR IN ANY WAY PUBLISH OR DISTRIBUTE THE WORK OR ANY IMAGE THEREOF WITHOUT THE EXPRESS WRITTEN PERMISSION OF TED RALL. IT DOES NOT IMPLY, CONVEY OR TRANSMIT ANY TRANSFER OF COPYRIGHT WHATSOEVER, WHICH REMAINS WITH TED RALL IN PERPETUITY UNLESS OTHERWISE ASSIGNED.