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Monday, April 12, 2010

Cartoon for April 12, 2010

Suicide girls are go!

10 Comments:

Blogger steve mielczarek said...

Chechen suicide Jihad chicks are hot.
Granted...
But I sent an undercover Interpol termite squad to investigate.
It's not always suicide.
Sometimes the bad guys are sneaky.
They put terrorist bombs in the purses of hotties.
When hottie isn't looking.
That way the guys don't kill themselves.
The girls explode and it's not suicide.
It's homicide.

4/12/10 10:54 PM  
Blogger Aggie Dude said...

Steve, not to disagree with your sources there, but that would be very inconsistent with my understanding of the reason women are becoming suicide bombers: to challenge their men to step up. It's a very shameful thing to have your women martyring themselves in place of men. I also thought that one of the women involved actually left a video to that same effect, challenging men to step up.

4/13/10 12:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Only in the self described intellectual world of Dave/Aggie Dude the Weberian would one intellectualize male vs female suicide bombers. Dave is very nuanced ( a compliment in the world of elite intellectuals)

4/13/10 3:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You're both spitting into a hurricane. Women are underrepresented in all recent wars. The USA still requires only young men to register with Selective Service. In no way are women pressured to serve in the military. Only when the brainless, business-as-usual military leaders realize that in bigoty, racism, homophobia and prejudice against women, they cut off their nose to spite their face, and only then will they concede to 'allowing' the lesser humans to serve alongside men, who by biological luck and possession of a penis, are the default warriors.
So, when a woman DARES to get involved in a military act in war or terrorism, it's time for the media and closet mysogynists to bring out the time-worn overtures, yadda yadda yadda. All modern men in the West want is a cow. All men in the East want a screwing machine who doesn't speak unless spoken to. Notice Eastern men walk around in jeans and baseball caps, drink alcohol (although they never admit it)and cover their women, because more yadda yadda yadda. It's worse than slavery.
The clueless media says (in lockstep), "Wow! A woman blew herself up! We didn't know women could DO tha-at!" Want to know what women are capable of? Talk to a cop who responds to a domestic disturbance and suddenly finds a woman on his back, protecting the man who just beat the living shit out of her. She is woman, hear her roar!

4/13/10 5:08 PM  
Blogger Incitatus said...

Aggie, a shahid/suicide bomber may be brave, but a martyr he/she is not, at least in the old sense of early Christianity sense of "someone who lets oneself be killed instead of reneging one's faith."
Please, dear trolls: this is a discussion about semantics not religion, and it's definitely not a hint for you to start a tiresome keyboard jihad.

4/13/10 9:21 PM  
Anonymous Blogistani said...

Fuck both Anons.

Suicide Chechen Chick is Seventeen Year Old Hot.

End Of Story.

4/13/10 11:24 PM  
Anonymous Blogistani said...

Personally, I think this cartoon is an intersection of the global awareness aspect of alternative cartooning in the United States; intersecting with a phenomenon creeping around global Muslim bourgeoisie known as "Sexy Islamism".

Sexy Islamism is a threat to Western women, what with it's threat (as seen by the horny-ish comment of the husband in this cartoon) of snaring away western men.

This picture of the seventeen year old killer represents that intersection of religion, violence and sex.

End of Thesis

4/13/10 11:33 PM  
Blogger Incitatus said...

Blogistani, if you consider the girl in that picture "hot", I don't want to visit your home town ever!

4/14/10 10:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sexy Islamism is a threat to Western women
Dude I don't know what westerners you hang with but you need new friends.

4/14/10 11:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Blogistani is from Blogistan, right next to Lansing.

4/15/10 4:05 PM  

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