Cartoon for December 11, 2009
Tabloids paying off women who claim to have slept with Tiger Woods are providing the only new jobs of the Obama era.
Labels: Tiger Woods, Unemployment
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8 Comments:
Prostitution, eh?
Not quick enough, Ted. You should be working on Tiger Woods' love children around the world. The tabloids should just pay Tiger to have a camera shoved in his ear instead of paying a bunch of goons with cameras to follow him and his family around every second of the day. That money would make up for lost endorsements if Tiger's agent was on the ball. A toilet camera, bedroom camera, kitchen camera, in-law camera, frightened children camera, wife at the divorce lawyer's office camera...the list is endless.
Topical. And, thanks to the caption and what Mom is saying, funny.
Tiger likes 'em white.
Next celebrity revelation: Barbara Walters, having outed octogenarian, former Senator Edward Brooke recently about their long-long-ago affair, will now say that she also had an affair with Tiger Woods (although Tiger had to wear a blindfold the entire time).
What I really would like to know is whether Tiger is allowed to take off his cap during his sexcapades?
something tells me corporate rules go deeper than marriage fidelity rules nowadays...
Tiger's devotion to the lame ass game of golf was just a means to an end. His golfing supported his real life's work of getting as much smokin' hot tail as possible. I find the latter much more noble goal.
From unending documentaries of the animal world, we observe that the main goal of all animal conflict and passion is to pass on one's own DNA. Why does it surprise anyone that an Alpha Dog human animal like Tiger Woods responds to the women-in-heat who manage to get close to him? Even the man all the crufixes are dedicated to had to dip his wick a few times (let's not hold our breath, though, for an open-letter confession from the all-men, all-boyz, all-the-time, Nazi-Youth, Cat-Lick Church Leadership).
General Jack D. Ripper was right about an attack on our precious bodily fluids, but it isn't the Communists we need to watch. It's the conniving, prostituting, targeting-deep-pockets wimminz with lawyers.
Check the public record. If Tiger had stayed 'with the blood,' he'd never have the trouble he has now.
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