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Tuesday, June 02, 2009

Cartoon for June 4, 2009

Let's hope murderers bent on vengeance don't become more thorough.

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Blogger Susan Stark said...

Randall Terry is a seriously fucked up individual.

On the other hand, he is honest about what he wants: an Old Testament theocracy. He makes Limbaugh look like Bill Ayers in comparison.

6/2/09 10:02 PM  
Anonymous Albert Cirrus said...

I'm curious Ted, what did the kid next to the CEO do? You left out his word box. I bet he set fire to some ants with his magnifying glass.

6/2/09 11:17 PM  
Anonymous Joe Blow said...

Hey Ted!

where was our swat team? where were OUR wierd-clad gunnuts!?

draw me a picture with normal civilian normal milita normal gmanwanabies breaking in and SAVing our ass from the obamosamoosamoleftfacsolwelfarestatics deralactable.

that would be cool!!

6/2/09 11:25 PM  
Blogger Aggie Dude said...

Where is Janet Reno when you need her? Probably spawning a satanic love child with Dick Cheney. We need a Waco-style BATF siege of every nut job evangelical church where someone preaches this hate speech, which leads to violence actually. Christians CONSTANTLY say that they are being persecuted by secularist, maybe it's time we really do persecute them?

In their defense, they believe that anyone who believes in pro choice is a mass murderer, just like animal rights activists believe about anybody who eats meat, and just like anarchists believe about multinational corporations whose behaviors often equate to the perpetuation of violence on populations for the purpose of expanding material wealth for a small few in the world.

It's not really pleasant to recognize that objectively examining all of these extreme positions demonstrates that they all have a similar MO, and that is a faith in their righteousness that is so strong that anybody who gets hurt as a result of their actions is simply collateral damage in a righteous war. Sound familiar?

6/3/09 2:25 PM  
Anonymous John Baber said...

A jarring image -- are the CEO and his kid hovering in mid-air? Painted on the wall? Tight-rope walking on the Caution tape?

6/4/09 8:27 AM  
Blogger Angelo said...

Sorry for the late comment. This comic is why I will always read you, and show you to everyone I know.

6/4/09 1:55 PM  
Blogger Angelo said...

Germany, Netherlands, Canada etc. have a lower abortion rate than the US.
Remember this when talking to pro-lifers.

6/4/09 2:09 PM  
Blogger Aggie Dude said...

Angelo, the type of people who are "pro life" in America don't generally know where those countries are, let alone acknowledge that anything they do could deliver superior results to the United States. I have never met a pro lifer who isn't stereotypically consistent with their Republican straight ticket views. They can talk a good game about how these are their beliefs and convictions and all, but the reality is that they don't have genuine motives, otherwise they would take the time to be more consistent.

6/5/09 12:39 PM  
Anonymous James said...

Hey Aggie, maybe you should try getting out more and meet some pro-life Democrats.

6/7/09 12:05 AM  
Anonymous Robert said...

If only you leftists could get this pissed off at Islamic Militants.

6/7/09 12:10 AM  
Anonymous No One of Consequence said...

If only you rightwingers would stop funding Islamic militants. And learn how capitalization works.

6/8/09 8:40 AM  
Anonymous Saggie Dude said...

If only you rightwingers would stop funding Islamic militants. And learn how capitalization works.

What right-wingers are funding Islamic militants? Learn how to use hyphenation, "works" and "and" properly.

6/10/09 3:51 PM  
Anonymous No One of Consequence said...

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/12/03/AR2005120300881.html

First hit on google.

. . . And it is perfectly legitimate to begin a sentence with "and" outside of certain formal papers. Further "rightwinger" needs no hyphen. Your attempt at a retort was as pathetic as your politics is vile.

6/12/09 2:41 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"First hit on google." Incomplete sentence.

"Further "rightwinger" needs no hyphen." You mean "further more,".

"Your attempt at a retort was as pathetic as your politics is vile."
You mean "are" vile.

I lost 50 IQ points debating this. Now if you'd like to post something we have an actual conservation about, give it try.

6/13/09 12:17 AM  
Anonymous Saggie A** said...

There should be an automatic deletion of anyone trying to win a debate by criticizing someone's grammar.

6/13/09 3:48 PM  

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