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Friday, April 18, 2008

Cartoon for April 19

All over the country, local policemen are tracking suspects to steal their DNA. Yes, really.

14 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Attack of the nerd Gestapo!

Hope the ACLU takes the pigs to court so the suspected child molesters can take a leak in a restaurant bathroom in peace.

- Strelnikov

4/18/08 4:27 PM  
Blogger Charles said...

Rall Noir. Brilliant. Billy Wilder would be proud.

4/18/08 4:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Speaking of kissing, the Amerian media is bent over in all directions and dimensions kissing the royal ass of Pope Adolf. A collection of rabidly stupid headlines begins with "Pope worries that big powers control decision-making." Du-UH! Do his worries include the big-power Vatican? Except for the large, pointed funny hat and the gold-ornamented man's dress, the Pope could be the Fonz, looking in the mirror with comb poised, then deciding he can't improve on perfection. Or infallibility. Here I am Americans, Cathoics and those 'others' who don't know the better religion. Kiss my ring. Abuse victims, let's have a private, intimate meeting behind closed doors. Will they EVER learn?

4/18/08 5:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is it hard to plant DNA at a crime scene?

4/18/08 7:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Homeland Security Secretary Chertoff just said that, "Well, first of all, a fingerprint is hardly personal data because you leave it on glasses and silverware and articles all over the world, they’re like footprints. They’re not particularly private."

This is our government: you are guilty always. Not until you're proven innocent. They won't even allow for that. We are all guilty all the time.

4/18/08 10:26 PM  
Blogger Downtown6 said...

"for every spy in government there's 15 private eyes"

4/19/08 2:45 AM  
Anonymous nietzchuck said...

'Will they ever learn?'
Are you kidding? These are the same people that are telling Africans that condoms won't protect against AIDS, that only Jesus can.

4/19/08 11:51 AM  
Anonymous Aggie Dude said...

If he's so holy and blessed/chosen by God, why does he need the popemobile with bullet proof glass? Won't Jebus protect his holy ass?

4/19/08 3:31 PM  
Blogger david said...

Hey Ted, are you still looking for an animator to help you create animated political cartoons?

4/19/08 5:19 PM  
Anonymous hey cops! said...

Collect my stool!

4/19/08 10:18 PM  
Blogger Ted said...

Hi David,

Yes.

4/21/08 12:36 PM  
Blogger david said...

Ted,

I am interested in helping you create animated political cartoons. I've tried to e-mail you about it, but they bounce back telling me your mailbox is full.

4/21/08 4:02 PM  
Blogger Ted said...

Hi David,

Please try again. I just cleaned out my in box.

Thanks,
Ted

4/22/08 3:14 PM  
Blogger david said...

Ted,

I am still getting the emails bounced back saying your mailbox quota is full.

My resume is up on my site:
http://www.artic.edu/~dessma/


I put up a demo reel of work on youtube:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tquk-qvwKGk

4/22/08 10:36 PM  

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