Cartoon for March 3
John McCain views everything through the prism of his experience as a POW in Vietnam. 35 years after his body was released from captivity, an elite team of commandos returns to the Communist nation to retrieve his brain.
John McCain views everything through the prism of his experience as a POW in Vietnam. 35 years after his body was released from captivity, an elite team of commandos returns to the Communist nation to retrieve his brain.
posted by Ted Rall at
8:53 AM
5 Comments:
Speaking of missing brains, it has come to my attention via a "Countdown Calendar Until George W. Bush leaves office" that "...Condoleeza Rice, who has never married, speaking at a dinner hosted by New York Times bureau chief, Philip Taubman, referred to George W. Bush as "my husb..." before she corrected herself and said, "President Bush."
Is it possible that George W. Bush, who was going to give the White House a "good cleaning" after Bill Clinton left, has been bonking several of the goo-goo-eyed women who work 'under' him a la Thomas Jefferson? Pardon my upper case, but HOW COULD A WOMAN WHO HAS NEVER BEEN MARRIED MAKE SUCH AN ERROR AS "MY HUSB...?"
Maybe the dirty laundry will be aired after Bush and Rice flee the scenes of their crimes and retire to comfortable, taxpayer-funded pensions and perfect medical and dental benefits, not to overemphasize, though, on the backs of the taxpayers. One scenario, a threesome, or foursome, with George W., Laura, Condi and Harriet Miers, and then George W. tried to add German Chancellor Angela Merkel, because, if George W. Bush, the President, does it, it isn't illegal or immoral.
That is old news. You've never heard of "work husbands" and "work wives"?
It's probably an in-joke that she forgot and used at the wrong moment.
Thank you, Karl. Still covering W's back, I see.
That is old news. You've never heard of "work husbands" and "work wives"?
It's probably an in-joke that she forgot and used at the wrong moment.
Dude, she sold her soul for Bush and Cheney. If they aren't all having primal fertility celebrations and drinking martini rouges, I will be a little let down. What Bush and Condi have is more than marriage.
Or perhaps she meant husband as in husbandry, since she is merely one of his handlers.
Anyways, I liked the comic. When McCain beats Hillary, it will be fun to see this concept develop. When the depression hits in 2011, Ted should have him just do a b-52 carpet bombing of the midwest to kill bad consumers (ie. commies).
I meant "vodka blush" instead of "martini rouge"
Post a Comment
<< Home